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last discussed by Michael on 11/10/09 - 3 discover sayville version 2 2
last discussed by Rob on 10/28/09
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Dear Friends:
Mom and dad were talking the other day about how it would be nice if I could go to the Sayville Starbucks to get them lattes.
I could do that. Mosey down the block with a basket in my teeth.
Wait for someone to open the door. (Look down here guys!)
Then position myself on the line.
Jump up to the counter with a note in my teeth. Wag tail. Give paw. (What about a nice cookie for the cute thing?)
Bask there while people petted me. (I can take "Oh how cute!")
Payment would be easy. Lift up the basket and point to the envelope that says "moolah."
Transaction completed. Balance the basket so the coffee doesn't drip.
Oooh! ooh! I see a squirrel. Let me at 'im.
I'll just chase him. No violence.
Oh wait!
Guess you can forget my new job as Starbucks Coffee Dog!!
(You expected focus like the bomb sniffing canines? Forget it!)
Enjoy the nice weather.
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Mom and dad were talking the other day about how it would be nice if I could go to the Sayville Starbucks to get them lattes.
I could do that. Mosey down the block with a basket in my teeth.
Wait for someone to open the door. (Look down here guys!)
Then position myself on the line.
Jump up to the counter with a note in my teeth. Wag tail. Give paw. (What about a nice cookie for the cute thing?)
Bask there while people petted me. (I can take "Oh how cute!")
Payment would be easy. Lift up the basket and point to the envelope that says "moolah."
Transaction completed. Balance the basket so the coffee doesn't drip.
Oooh! ooh! I see a squirrel. Let me at 'im.
I'll just chase him. No violence.
Oh wait!
Guess you can forget my new job as Starbucks Coffee Dog!!
(You expected focus like the bomb sniffing canines? Forget it!)
Enjoy the nice weather.
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